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  Glass Eye

  by Mommie Dark in

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  does anyone have glass eye's email address or the url to his website?

  it features an amazing list of predictions by our resident king-priest, you know, as posted to waterworld.

  i need it to send as background to my jw relations, who are spellbound by the antics of their brothers yk and yadirf.

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  Mommie Dark

  Thanks! This will be incredibly useful...

  love
  MD
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  Out of the Woods

  by Mommie Dark in

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  some of you may recall that mommie's older jw brother was critically injured in a fall at work last winter.

  he fell 30 feet from a ladder and landed on his hardhat; his initial prognosis of doom gave way to astonishment when it was discovered that he had broken no vertebrae... no permanent spinal injury at all.

  after weeks in a drug-induced coma, the swelling on his brain subsided, and he woke, complaining, to the great relief of all family members, who recognize irascibility as normal behavior for one of us.

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  Mommie Dark

  Some of you may recall that Mommie's older JW brother was critically injured in a fall at work last winter. He fell 30 feet from a ladder and landed on his hardhat; his initial prognosis of doom gave way to astonishment when it was discovered that he had broken NO vertebrae... no permanent spinal injury at all. After weeks in a drug-induced coma, the swelling on his brain subsided, and he woke, complaining, to the great relief of all family members, who recognize irascibility as normal behavior for one of us.

  At the time I was frutrated and angry at the trickledown of grudging info to the unbelieving relatives. Since then I have managed to just be grateful for his continued recovery, and to put their childish vindictive behavior into its perspective. This was partly due to the kindness of my fellow exes, who helped me get past the anger and into that level space. Thanks; you know who you are.

  So this update is for those of you who expressed concern and care for Larry's well-being. His neurologists say that his amazing recovery is mostly due to his abnormal bone density. Apparently he really is THE most thick-skulled human these doctors have ever seen; his bone mass is far heavier and denser than 'normal', and that is probably why he is recovering so fast. (and it explains so MUCH...wonder if Mommie shares his thickhaidedness? LOL)

  He is still looking at a long road of physical therapy and he will have to work hard, but I hear thru the persistent family grapevine that he is doing great, and the pictures he sends to the nieces/nephews who are not shunned are being shared with Auntie Mommie, so I know he looks pretty good for a guy who was so near death so recently. At last report he was still mostly in the wheelchair but his progress is good and his prognosis hopeful.

  Now that he's out of the woods, I can only hope that someday he will find his way out of the Tower's shadow too. But one miracle at a time...
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  Glass Eye

  by Mommie Dark in

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  does anyone have glass eye's email address or the url to his website?

  it features an amazing list of predictions by our resident king-priest, you know, as posted to waterworld.

  i need it to send as background to my jw relations, who are spellbound by the antics of their brothers yk and yadirf.

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  Mommie Dark

  Does anyone have Glass Eye's email address or the url to his website? It features an amazing list of predictions by our resident King-Priest, You Know, as posted to Waterworld. I need it to send as background to my JW relations, who are spellbound by the antics of their brothers YK and Yadirf. They deserve the Larger Picture in this case, I think, don't you?

  Any assistance in this matter will be deeply appreciated.

  MD
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  My Epiphany

  by Farkel in

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  well, folks.

  i just had a minor epiphany.

  its a wonder it never dawned on me before, because it should have been so obvious.. we can forget about doing any more research or any more exegesis.

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  Eman! LMAO here!

  ...Looney Tunes at half speed...a definition of certain clueless cultists in field service?
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  Demonic sex

  by philo in

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  i'm not being a pervert, really.

  i was just wondering whether there was a psychological explanation for why people (women, i think) experience sex, when there's nobody physically there.. there's a lot made of this in dubdom, so i'm thnking there couldbe a connection with the dub 'culture'.. just curious.. philo (honestly, but still a male)

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  Mommie Dark

  You said: ". If the WT had pictures like this in their books and magazines, they might gain more converts, or at least sell more magazines."

  It worked for the US Army! They used a fabulous Vallejo warrior for a recruiting poster that was handed out at Army Orchestra performances back in the '80s. My kids went around getting all the musicians to autograph their poster; it hung in their bedroom for several years. We all thought it was so cool how Uncle Sam used Boris' imagination to buff the Army's image with some fantasy polish.
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  Incorrect to use the term "Jehovah's Witne...

  by TR in

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  i'm sure this has been brought up before, but it gives me the willies(brrrrrr!

  ) to say the...jw words.

  since i don't believe they are god's witnesses, then i can't say the words.

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  Tower drones?
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  Fark, looked all over for YK's "apology"

  by Tallyman in

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  ...but can't seem to find it anywhere - for all those insults he hurled.. has your patience run out?.

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  Mommie Dark

  "That certainly sounds very threatening to me. What do you mean exactly? How far are you willing to go to shut me up?

  / You Know"

  Don't have to go far or even break a sweat to get rid of a puny bug...the more scared he is, the louder he buzzes...and since the stupid bug won't quit biting and snapping, why bother to try to flip him over and set him free?

  stomp, SQUISH!
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  Fark, looked all over for YK's "apology"

  by Tallyman in

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  ...but can't seem to find it anywhere - for all those insults he hurled.. has your patience run out?.

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  Mommie Dark

  "And I will say too, that if there is any spill-over from the arguments here in cyberland to my personal affairs, with the intent of harrassing me, I will hold the parties legally responsible, including this board for allowing this sort of thing to occur. / You Know"

  You Know what a scared June bug sounds like, don't you?
  Buzz, buzz BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ (kick kick, twitch, twitch) BUZZ BUZZ

  At this point, few will mourn at the sound of 'stomp, squish'...

  although tossing this particular beetle into a bug zapper might afford a tad more satisfaction...
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  Humor from President Georgie

  by AlanF in

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  political food in due season from our fearless leader:.

  (this is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from george w. bush.

  quotes have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by washington post.

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  Mommie Dark

  I can't bring myself to be too amused by this. This cretin is supposed to represent our nation before the world!

  I hope Matt & Trey use this poem in a future episode of 'That's My Bush'. Reality TV... HARHARHAR!!!!! Which one is the boob tube actor, which one is the boob?

  Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...
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  WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED!

  by You Know in

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  for some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.

  so i just started a new post.

  as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.

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  Mommie Dark

  Yadirf, I got nothing but praise for you. Your every post is a testimony to my JW relations, who have recently been receiving all You Know posts via email from a concerned citizen. They expect me to be cranky and mean, but it sure has set them on their ears to see how their allegedly Christian brothers conduct themselves in public discussion forums! it might have taken me years to get through their smug cultic armor, but you have eroded a lot of their confidence wih your antics in a very short time. It's getting harder and harder for them to continue to align themselves with the likes of you!

  Keep up the good work. You do more to drive thinking JWs out of the cult than all of us former JWs put together.

  Big deep tongue kisses in your hairy little ear,
  Mommie Dark